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Greeting card with humorous text that says, "THANK YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND. QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICE, BUT I APPRECIATE IT." on a light blue background

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Thanks For Being My Friend Greeting Card

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Birthday card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD WHEN YOU'RE ENTERING YOUR BIRTH YEAR ONLINE AND YOU HAVE TO SPIN THAT THING LIKE YOU'RE ON WHEEL OF FORTUNE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" on a teal background

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Wheel of Fortune Greeting Card

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Orange greeting card with white text that says, "REMEMBER IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN WE WERE EXCITED TO BE SENIORS? NOW LOOK AT US. JUST FUCKING LOOK." on a white background

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Excited to Be Seniors Greeting Card

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Greeting card with a cupcake illustration and humorous text that reads, "IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I KNOW PEOPLE OLDER THAN YOU WHO ARE STILL ALIVE." on a light blue background

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I Know People Older Than You Greeting Card

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Greeting card with blue text THAT SAYS, "ONE MINUTE YOU'RE YOUNG AND CAREFREE, AND THE NEXT MINUTE YOU'RE CLEANING YOUR HOME TO THE MUSIC YOU USED TO DRINK TO." on a white background

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Cleaning to Drinking Music Greeting Card

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Greeting card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "FRIENDSHIP IS WEIRD... YOU JUST PICK A HUMAN YOU'VE MET AND YOU'RE LIKE, "YEP, I LIKE THIS ONE." AND YOU DO STUFF WITH THEM. I'M GLAD I PICKED YOU." about friendship on a blue background

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Friendship is Weird Greeting Card

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orange greeting card that says, "YOU'VE MADE IT TO THE AGE WHERE FLEXING YOUR FOOT WRONG CAUSES A CRAMP, AND YOU START THINKING, "THIS IS IT. THIS IS HOW IT ENDS."

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Foot Cramps Greeting Card

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Greeting card with humorous text that says, "at my funeral please take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next." on a blue background

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At My Funeral Greeting Card

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Card with five yellow stars and text 'Outstanding Kid. Would Birth Again.' on a gray background

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5 Star Kid Greeting Card

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Blue greeting card with white text that says, "another year older... my thoughts are with you during this difficult time." on a white background

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Another Year Older Greeting Card

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Birthday Hardships Greeting Card

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Greeting card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "one of my favorite things about our friendship is that i can ask you a stupid question like, "how do you spell orange?" and you ask "the color or the fruit" which shows that you're taking the question seriously, and i appreciate that about you." on an orange background

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How Do You Spell Orange? Greeting Card

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Murder Hornets Greeting Card

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Blue greeting card with white text THAT SAYS, "THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE I UNDERSTAND WHY ROOSTERS SCREAM TO START THEIR DAY." on a white background

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Roosters Screaming Greeting Card

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Greeting card with yellow background and blue text THAT SAYS, "YOU'RE THE FRIEND THAT MAKES PEOPLE SAY, "OMG, THERE'S TWO OF THEM."" on a white background

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OMG There's Two of Them Greeting Card

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Greeting card with humorous text that says "remember when you could strangle people with your phone? those were the days..." on a light green background

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Strangle People With Our Phones Greeting Card

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Red card with white text THAT SAYS, "HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THE FIRST PERSON TO DISCOVER MILK? WHAT WERE THEY EVEN DOING?" on a white background

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Milking the Cows Greeting Card

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Old Age is Coming For All of Us Greeting Card

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Blue greeting card with white text that says, "I ENJOY COMPLAINING ABOUT LIFE WITH YOU BECAUSE IF I SAY "NOOO! THE ICE CREAM MACHINE AT MCDONALDS ISN'T WORKING." YOU'LL BE LIKE "THOSE FUCKING BASTARDS." WHICH IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF RESPONSE I EXPECTED FROM AN AWESOME PERSON LIKE YOURSELF." on a white background

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I Enjoy Complaining to You Greeting Card

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Let's Play Board Games Greeting Card

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Fucking Genius Greeting Card

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Birthday card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "ONE OF THE FUN THINGS THEY DON'T TELL YOU ABOUT GETTING OLDER IS THAT YOU CAN HURT YOUR NECK BY TURNING TO LOOK AT SOMETHING, WHICH IS WILD BECAUSE THAT IS LITERALLY THE NECK'S MAIN JOB. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" on a purple background

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Hurt Your Neck Greeting Card

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Greeting card with a blue bird illustration and humorous text THAT SAYS "A LITTLE BIRDIE TOLD ME IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. AND I WAS LIKE, WTF? IS THAT A TALKING BIRD?" on a beige backgrounD

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Little Birdie Greeting Card

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Friendships Built on a Solid Foundation Greeting Card

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Your Prescription is Ready Greeting Card

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Greeting card with humorous text THAT SAYS, "I REMEMBER WHEN SNAP, CRACKLE, POP WAS A BREAKFAST CEREAL AND NOT THE SOUND OF YOUR BODY GETTING UP FROM A CHAIR. GOOD TIMES." on a beige background

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Snap, Crackle, Pop Greeting Card

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Greeting Card with purple background and white text that says, "EVERY YEAR YOU GET MORE AND MORE BEAUTIFUL BOTH INSIDE AND OUT. BITCH." on a white background

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More and More Beautiful Greeting Card

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You're My Emergency Contact Greeting Card

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Green GREETING card with white text THAT SAYS "HOW MANY BOXES OF THIN MINTS DOES ONE NEED TO EAT TO SEE RESULTS? (ASKING FOR A FRIEND) on a white background

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Thin Mints Greeting Card

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Greeting Card with 10 facts about you on a white background

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10 Facts About You Greeting Card

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Green card with white text THAT SAYS, "IF I BECAME A JEDI, THERE IS A 99% CHANCE I WOULD USE THE FORCE INAPPROPRIATELY." on a white background

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If I Became a Jedi Greeting Card

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Greeting card with yellow text that reads, "DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU SEE AN OLD PERSON AND REALIZE YOU WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER." on a teal background

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Went to School Together Greeting Card

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