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Card with five yellow stars and text 'Outstanding Kid. Would Birth Again.' on a gray background
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5 Star Kid Greeting Card
$5.00
Greeting card with yellow text that reads, "DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU SEE AN OLD PERSON AND REALIZE YOU WENT TO SCHOOL TOGETHER." on a teal background
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Went to School Together Greeting Card
$5.00
Greeting card with pink text on a light green background
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Fuck Checklist Greeting Card
$5.00
Greeting Card with pink text that reads, "YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME FOREVER. BUT IF YOU GET TIRED OF ME, YOU CAN ALWAYS TAKE A NAP." on a black background
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You're Stuck with Me Forever Greeting Card
$5.00
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Lick the Beaters Greeting Card
$5.00
A pink greeting card with yellow text that reads 'I HEARD WHAT YOU DID FOR A KLONDIKE BAR. CALL ME.
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Klondike Bar Greeting Card
$5.00
Teal card with white text that reads, "I BELIEVE IN YOU. I ALSO BELIEVE IN GHOSTS, SO DON'T GET TOO EXCITED." on a white background
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I Believe in Ghosts Greeting Card
$5.00
A white greeting card with a black line graph showing a declining curve labeled 'FUCKS GIVEN' on the y-axis and 'YOUR AGE' on the x-axis, with 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' printed below, shown on a white background.
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Your Age. Fucks Given. Greeting Card
$5.00
A red greeting card with black text reading 'A FRIEIND WILL HELP YOU MOVE. A BEST FRIEIND WILL HELP YOU MOVE A BODY.
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Best Friend Will Help Move a Body Greeting Card
$5.00
Pink card with blue text that reads, "YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID, BUT YOU CAN DIVORCE IT. CONGRATS!" on a white background
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Can't Fix Stupid Divorce Greeting Card
$5.00
A square greeting card with a white envelope behind it, featuring a minimalist house-and-key graphic above the text 'SHIT JUST GOT REAL' in dark green. The card has a light gray center panel with a thin dark green border and is shown on a clean white background.
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Shit Just Got Real Greeting Card
$5.00
A yellow greeting card with purple text reading 'IF I WERE A BIRD, I KNOW EXACTLY WHO I'D SHIT ON.' shown with a white envelope behind it on a light gray background.
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If I Were a Bird Greeting Card
$5.00
A pink greeting card with a white envelope behind it, featuring the text 'THERE'S NO ONE I'D RATHER ARGUE WITH WHILE ASSEMBLING SHITTY IKEA FURNITURE THAN YOU.' in pink lettering on a pink background.
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Shitty Ikea Furniture Greeting Card
$5.00
A pink rectangular book or bookmark with rounded corners and the text 'HOT GIRLS READ' printed in dark purple, shown on a white background.
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Hot Girls Read Bookmark
$4.00
A pink greeting card with black text reading 'YOU'LL BE OK. OR YOU WON'T.
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You'll Be Ok Greeting Card
$5.00
white sticky note pad with text that reads, "I DON'T KNOW, I JUST WORK HERE"
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I Don't Know, I Just Work Here Sticky Notepad
$5.00
pink sticker with text that reads, "NOT TODAY KAREN"
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Not Today Karen Sticker
$4.00
yellow sticky notepad with text that reads, "HAVE A NICE DAY, BITCH"
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Have a Nice Day, Bitch Sticky Notepad
$5.00
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Your Drag Name Greeting Card
$5.00
A square greeting card with a white envelope behind it, featuring a deep burgundy-red front with white text that reads, 'NO MATTER HOW SHITTY THINGS GET, JUST REMEMBER THERE'S ALWAYS A VARIETAL OF WINE THAT CAN MAKE THINGS BETTER.'.
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Wine Can Make Things Better Greeting Card
$5.00
A die-cut vinyl sticker with the text 'PEOPLE. NOT A FAN.
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People. Not a Fan Sticker
$4.00
A die-cut sticker with the text 'IT'S TOO PEOPLEY OUTSIDE' in bold white lettering on a dark blue background, shown on a plain white background.
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It's Too Peopley Outside Sticker
$4.00
A die-cut sticker featuring the text 'WINE SLUT' in bold red letters below three illustrated wine-related icons: a glass of red wine, a wine bottle, and a glass of white wine, on a white background with a dark drop shadow.
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Wine Slut Sticker
$4.00
A die-cut sticker with the text 'EWW. PEOPLE.
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Ewww. People Sticker
$4.00
white sticker with text that reads, "NEED BEER"
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Need Beer Sticker
$4.00
A die-cut sticker featuring a low-battery battery icon with a red indicator bar above the words 'NEED WINE' in bold black text on a white background.
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Need Wine Sticker
$4.00